1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
person: *flirts with you*
me:
me:
me: *sweats*
me: ive made a huge mistake

dolldelight:

Cute, creative content from Zomato! :)

straightwhiteboystexting:

I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE THESE THANK YOU

ladies-and-jellyfish:

I am so sorry…

*whispers* no i’m not

- Where’d you get that?

- Uh… back at Bill’s. I mean, all this stuff was just lying there.

- What else did you get? [x]

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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